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High atop Mount Olympus a feud erupts between three goddesses over who is entitled to the coveted Golden Apple. Their leader Zeus sends them to earth to let human mortals decide. Helen, Greece's beautiful Queen of Sparta, falls under the spell of the Golden Apple and is whisked away to Troy. The entire Greek army, among them the fearless warrior Odysseus, is enlisted to return her home. The cunning Odysseus devises the ultimate plan: The Greeks will build a great gift for the Trojans, a breathtakingly massive wooden horse. But little do the Trojans suspect that once they open their present, they're in for a big surprise!
Practical Effects
The Trojan Horse: clearly someone's dad built it over a weekend.
Costume
Togas made from what appears to be bedsheets and ambition.
Writing
Dialogue that treats Greek tragedy like a school cafeteria fight.
Director
Michael Kruzan
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