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Acting
Dice Clay somehow maintains his persona while roundhouse kicking monks.
Writing
Script repeatedly emphasizes 'NOT ninjas' like a nervous tic.
Practical Effects
Gloriously dated fight choreography and Portland locations.

Director
Albert Pyun
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