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Jack, Victor, and Winston are old-age pensioners who live in a tower block outside Glasgow. One day, the lift breaks down, leaving them stuck in Victor's flat—where they talk about sex, death, family, and neds. Oh, and on the subject of money: Is Victor really as skint as he says he is?
Acting
Kiernan and Hemphill's decades-honed chemistry is surgical.
Writing
Dialogue so tight it could survive a Glasgow winter.
Production
Intimate theatre staging amplifies every raised eyebrow.
Director
John Smith
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