Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
Writing
Genuinely clever legal satire buried under dick jokes—MacFarlane's whole brand.
Acting
Mark Wahlberg fully committing to screaming at a CGI bear. Respect.
Direction
That absurd opening Busby Berkeley number nobody asked for but everyone deserved.
Director
Seth MacFarlane
Mark Wahlberg
John
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Amanda Seyfried
Samantha
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
Morgan Freeman
Patrick Meighan
Sam J. Jones
Sam J. Jones
Patrick Warburton
Guy
Michael Dorn
Rick
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
John Slattery
Shep Wild
Cocoa Brown
Joy
John Carroll Lynch
Tom Jessup
Ron Canada
Judge
Liam Neeson
Customer
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